8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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