I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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