Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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