I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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