We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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