I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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