Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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