That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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