i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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