so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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