WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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