I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
