Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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