I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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