I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Randomize
