I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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