She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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