I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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