are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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