We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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