last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
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Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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