Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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