What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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