awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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