People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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