Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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