I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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