just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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