It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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