i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Say something about gay babies.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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