I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
accomplished twins. life is a go
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
