Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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