ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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