To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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