Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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