Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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