At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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