what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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