HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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