I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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