I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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