so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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