i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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