Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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