Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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