I am in a vortex of obligation.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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