there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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