"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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