yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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