We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I think weed is turning my hair brown
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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