"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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