Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
dude. I can hear the air.
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