Having a random hookup so left but love u
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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