ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I love you.
Bad choice
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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