i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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