big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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