Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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